Topman about town.

Topshop, the biggest shop in the world decided that it wasnt big enough and opened another manswear floor last night. And it was filled with the same old rubbish.
The only new addition is a barbour shop.
Never get drunk and ask a drunk barbour to cut the back of your hair when he doesnt have a mirror to show you it hen he is finished. Especially when they are serving mini pies to you. Way to Sweeny Todd for me.

Emma from W.G.S.N. was on great form as usual.