Party Planner

Its that time of year when you need to drop a stone in four weeks and find the perfect outfit get attract everyone you want to rut at the office Christmas party.
With over 2000 people in my office I need a super great outfit this year.

Inner monologue - Get rid of that awful tash.
I agree.

Bang Bang Clubbing

Moving on the Punk of SoHo Square to see some good old friends The Bang Bang Club.

Urgh. Im eveill.

Sod shoplifting, verbal abuse or wife beating I did the worst thing in my life ever on my way to work today. I got a strawberry milkshake from Krackdonnalds. Urgh.

Wanksy or Banksy?

Did he really steal it or is it a fake? Who really cared if the alleged Banksy piece was genuine? It was once on the Shorditch Bridge and now is residing above the Green Frog off Carnaby St. I cant wait to see the film that has been made telling the piece's story and see if it actually sold to the highest bidder.

(Photo courtesy of N.Farley)

Happy Halloween

My Halloween was a house warming/Halloween party hosted by Hannah and Barney (personal friends). I went as Jedward. Having to stand by the mirror whenever someone entered was not as much of a mission as I thought it would be. With a Lady GaGa, The Queen Mum, Prom Massacre and the Ghostbusters in tow the party was totally kicking and lasted well into the next day.

Colin is my Dad's name.

At the Jameson's Film Club screening of Colin (the English zombie flick made for £45) held in The Union Chapel the drink flowed like the River Jordan. I know I say that a lot but this time they had poured it into glasses and put them on the massive bar for easy consumption.
The film was great. Amusing and a bit jumpy. Not only did it portray the "journey" from human to zombie but focused on how different groups of people handle a zombie infested city with sometimes hilarious results. Refreshingly brilliant.

See of booze

Evil Ginger.

After popping into the 55DSL Pic+Mix private view, which was intimate and nice I nearly got killed crossing the road by the ugly, bold ginger guy from Eastenders in his giant Range Rover. Max Branning a.k.a. Jake Wood.

Mid giant burp